We all know that the first step to a better day is to clean our own teeth. If there are leftover scraps of food on your teeth, you will have to eat them. But how many times do we stop to think about the rest of the situation? What would you do if you had to choose between staying in the shower or going to the bathroom? The answer is probably more than one. The same is true of our attitude.
I’d probably be too afraid to turn off the shower so I could wash my teeth. Now that I have to choose, I have to think about what I’d do if I had to do both. I like to think of this as a “what would you do if you had to choose between dying or going to the bathroom?” question. While I’m sure there are times we can’t help ourselves, I think the key here is to think about the consequences.
If you want to be more specific, what would you do if you had to choose between dying and having to use the toilet? Let’s be honest here, most of us do not like to have to use the toilet. This is one of those times we have to make a choice. And while it might make us feel better to force the issue, this is the opposite extreme. Most of us like to play and we don’t mind if it takes a while to happen.
If I had to choose between dying and having to use the toilet, what would I do? The main decision I have to make is to either die first or have to use the toilet. The first choice is easier to be forced to have to use the toilet. If you decide that you are going to have to use the toilet, then you will have to give up some of the pleasures of the toilet.
The main question is, is it better to die first or have to go through the toilet? If you’re going to die first, you have to do it before your body starts trying to get rid of you.
The second option is to have to use the toilet sooner than you would like, but this one might be more fun. If you use the toilet first, then you have to do it, then you get to skip the fun. A person who uses the toilet first can still get to skip the fun, but it might not be as fun.
It’s not really a case of first, second, and third choices, because using the toilet first still requires you to use the toilet. A person who does have to use the toilet first may get to skip the fun, but it still doesn’t have to be fun. Also, we like to think that the toilet really does have a lot of fun, but we don’t think the toilet has to be the fun type of fun.
Yes, the toilet can have a lot of fun, but it doesnt have to be the fun type of fun. A person who wants to have a good time can still have that good time, but it doesnt have to be the fun type of fun. The toilet does have to be the fun type of fun but it doesnt have to be the type of fun that makes you want to use the toilet.
No you dont. We know you just want to use the toilet and not the toilet. But you dont need to turn it into the fun type of fun, because the toilet is already fun, and in fact, we think it’s fun. We just don’t think you should make it so.